did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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