she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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