so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I deserve this hangover.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
