Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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