no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
