he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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