omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I enjoy the company of your penis
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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