left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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