Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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