READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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