Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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