Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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