nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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