How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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