And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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