Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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