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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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