do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You are the jesus of drinking
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize