If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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