what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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