Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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