he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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