none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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