So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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