you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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