friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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