Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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