I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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