Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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