I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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