she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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