like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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