Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
