I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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