Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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