You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Randomize
