he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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