we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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