composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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