i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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