i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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