People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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