Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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