In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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