To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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