Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize