Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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