i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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