My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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