Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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