"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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