Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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