I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
God, I missed his penis.
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