okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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