You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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