I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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